Lipgloss.

I was trying on lipgloss at a dept. store. The following is what happened after I've selected the one I wanted and was waiting for the lady to get it for me (btw, Juicy Tubes by Lancome are awesome).

[Me applying lipgloss as old lady stares in disgust]
Her: You really shouldn't do that.
[I paused to look at her.]
Her: You don't know where that's been, that's how people get sore and contract other diseases.
[Lightbulb moment! I understand.]
Me: I know, but this one is mine.
[old lady looks a little embarrassed and walks off]

I'm not offended, I sort of like that she's so outspoken, but an apology would have been nice for wrongly accusing me of being gross.

AND I was cut off THREE times by THREE female drivers today during my morning commute. Liz is not having a good day and definitely not having much luck with women lately. I should reconsider my bi-curiosity. I think I will...I think I am. hehe, I think I'm going to stop joking about being bi-curious. =)