Perfect Date Questions.

What are perfect date questions? Anything out of the ordinary! In asking strange questions, you catch them off guard and are then able to gauge their true personalities. Or, in my case, I just like to amuse myself to see their expressions =)

Here are some examples:
1) Which hemisphere of you face do you think looks best?
2) If you were a sock, what colour or pattern would you be?
3) If you were a password, what would you be?

Rationale:
1) If they answer with any form of N/S/E/W, they're just being nice. If they dismiss your question, they're mean. If they question why you question, they must think you think they're ugly! hehehe, I kid, I kid.
2) If they pull up their pant leg to see their sock, the person is likely an animated person. Answers relevant to the question just means they're being nice. Anything super weird means they're trying to hard.
3) Steal their wallet and/or laptop!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE

Well, I'm all babbled out. Overall, if your date can come up with humourous answers, keep them around for a bit. If they give you relevant answers, keep them around too, they're nice enough to put up with you, right? If your date gets a call during your date and excuse themselves to retreat to the washroom; eat their dessert! hehe