Elevator Stories.

I think I'm going to start a new series of irrelevant stories gathered from being in an elevator.

Morning. Specimen of the male species; 5. Me.
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Specimen_1: "You know Phil? The doctors say he has an artery blockage of 90%."
Specimen_2: "Well, I told him it would eventually catch up to him."
[He suddenly turns his attention to my latte and doughnut]
Specimen_2: "That looks good!"
Me: "Yup."
[elevator door opens]
[exit Specimen 1 & 2]

Afternoon. Specimen of the male species; 1. Ladies; 5.
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Elapsed Time: 30 seconds.
[elevator door opens]
[exit]

You were waiting for someone to say something? So was I...=P