Fuzzy Logic

"I did more then, but I cared less, and now I care MORE, I just do less."
--this idiot will remain anonymous

The tragedy in relationships. Tragically funny. Or maybe just tragic.

Not funny? Try this one on for size.

"Yes, I enjoyed flirting with her, but I left with you at the end of the night, didn't I?"
--the same idiot who will remain anonymous

I laugh only because I'm speehless.