What I learned on a really really LONG and slow ride:
Ride home was close to 45 minutes.
It is 25 minutes normally.
The avg speed he drove on the highway was 80km/h.
Max speed on hwy 100km/h for no more than 2 minutes.
Min speed on hwy 60km/h for more than 2 minutes.
My min speed on a hwy with no traffic is 120km/h.
My max speed cannot be disclosed.
His car is brand new, just off the road earlier this year.
He is a very bad driver.
I am a much better driver.
His car is $50k+.
He financed it for 5 years.
His car has air suspension.
His car has a V8 engine.
My ride is only a 4 cyclinder...
The Taxi commission allows new cars to be kept for 7 years.
Used cars can be kept for up to 6 years, situation pending.
Cabbie was born in 1927.
I was born in 1980.
He lived through the Great Depression in 1933 and WWII.
I lived through the Handover of HK in 1997.
He's been a driver for 45 years.
I have been driving for 10 years.
He does not own a cell phone.
I've owned many cell phones.
My phone died minutes after getting in the cab.
He works 7pm-4am.
He has no cab #. (very sketchy)
He has a wife and no kids.
I have no husband and no kids.
He was married at 43.
I would not want to marry at 43.
They dated for 5 years.
My longest relationship is less than half of his.
His wife needs two new knee caps.
I have two bad ankles.
He has no plans of retiring.
I want to retire now.
He eats good food to stay healthy.
I eat cheesecake for lunch.
He eats a grapefruit everyday.
He does not eat processed meat regularly.
I don't eat meat regularly.
Why was I comparing myself to the Taxi driver? I guess I was bored.
2 comments:
man... stop being bored! You do the craziest things when you are...
like date?
hehe
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