Elevator Story.

Scene: I slipped through the elevator doors just as it was closing.
Characters: Bob (Default name to unknown person-male), Me

Bob: Close one.
Me: Yup, my lucky day.
[we both look up at the elevator tv, it was commenting on the new Conservative gov't]
Bob: Do you like the new Conservative government?
Me: [laugh] Frankly, I'm stuck in an elevator with you and you're asking me about politics? I don't want to get myself killed in case I say something wrong!
[Bob laughs]
Me: Not to say who I voted for, but I'm more centered thinking.
Bob: Well, Stephen Harper scares me.
Me: He does have that serial killer quality to him.
Bob: For real.

[elevator door opens and Bob exits]