When are you free?

I finally understand, this lady who has been harassing me for time for the past month is a nurse. She wants to setup a time for her to take a blood sample of me (for the insurance company).

[insert Chinese Accent for Her]
...this snippet of our conversation happened after 10 minutes of me trying to understand what it is that she wants from me. She wants to set up an appointment to take my blood. *scary*

Her: "When you have time?"
Me: "When are you available?"
Her: "I available all the time, when you have time?"
Me: "Are you only available during weekdays?"
Her: "I available all the time."
Me: "How about sometime this weekend?"
Her: "I only work Mondays."

[Liz's head explodes]

Oy...Why me? =p