April 04, 2005

The Direct Approach.

Today is one of those days where I want to skip drinking coffee and have it injected straight into my bloodstream. I wonder if there is a condition a person can have in which a hospital would provide a caffeine IV injection for a patient, if there was such a condition, I wonder if I can pretend to have it to get the Caffeine IV injection. Instead of drinking coffee and tea, I'd just have the IV with me ALL day long (It would definitely save me a lot of trips to the washroom!). Drip Drip Drip. How wonderful it is to dream!

"To dream, perchance to sleep..."

Liz is at work today, unfortunately, her brain is no where to be found. Will the consumption of smarties stop the drooling?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

once they gave me an injection of adrenaline to kick start my heart after an overdose, that worked wonders

okay, that never happened btw