Classic Liz & her string of events.
Several days before (maybe 2).
"Hmm, I don't have tissue in my bag, I think I'll grab one just in case," Liz thinks to herself.
This morning @ 7:20am.
"Errrr," Liz grunts as she struggles to open a bottle of OJ with added calcium (MmMmmMmm... Orangy Goodness!). It doesn't help that her arms are sore and hands weak from exercising and cleaning the days before. She struggles some more and thinks that maybe if you turn it upside down and hit the bottle, it will make it easier to open. BAD BAD BAD idea!!! Perhaps it is too early in the morning, (Liz isn't very smart in the morning!) she is unaware that she has loosened the cap already. *sigh* Juice pours out from around the cap, yet the cap is still intact! Quickly remembering that there is a tissue in her bag (there's never tissue in her bag!), Liz reaches for it to clean off the mess. She walks as she continues her battle to open the less than full bottle of juice. 2 minutes later, SUCCESS!!!! Unfortunately, she feels like having tea now...
2 comments:
no such luck with tea or coffee,the paper coffee cups in the canteen today were bent out of shape so the top kept popping off when I tried to drink or even carry the coffee. I showered myself and almost a college pc in the theatre bar with scalding coffee today. had plenty of tissues though cos I'm sick (how lucky is that?)sorry I know this is your blog and not mine but it just goes to show you can't escape! ever!!
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