Attack of the killer PIGEON


I've always kept my eyes open for cars when I cross the street, but after walking around the city more, I realized that bikes are just as lethal. Hmm...Perhaps, more painful is a better word. Being hit by a car kills, and being hit by a bike hurts. What about being hit by a bird? How does that feel? (OH OH OH, AKS ME, ASK ME!) It's embarrassing! Whilst on my way to the bookstore, mind full of thoughts, a killer city pigeon flew straight for my head. Luckily, I saw it spilt seconds before it hit me and I ducked. Hehe...I ducked a pigeon! hehe, I ducked a pigeon that almost killed me! (Two birds in one sentence, one a verb, the other a noun! That's a first for me!) Anyway, the moral of this is to watch for cars, bikes and birds when you're taking a walk.


On a side note: Excuse my jabberwocky!