My Black and Blue story.


1. I slammed the car door on my own leg.
2. I walked too fast and walked into the handle thingy that reads your heart rate on a treadmill.
3. I fall down stairs.
4. I trip on stairs.
5. I also trip on uneven pavement.
6. Not to mention sidewalks, I trip there too.


If only I had the agility of a squirrel!