April 11, 2003

Oxymoron of the day

So I'm driving along the 401 going "la la la la la" because there was no traffic, it wasn't until the cars in front of me started slowing down and I was using my brakes more then the gas pedal did I stop going "la la la la la". Hehehe...I was in no mood to feel pissed off, so I started noticing things around me. The cars people were in, how many people in the car and the guy behind me started picking his nose. kekeke...anyway, to the right of me was a Civic SiR, nothing surprising there. Just a souped up civic with a 2.0L engine and 160hp. Cool little car, still nothing special about it. But then the car started to roll ahead of me and I saw the rear window of the little hatchback, guess what I see? A sign that reads "Baby on Board". Hmm...Then I started thinking, why on earth would you drive a souped up civic and put a dork sign like that on the car? hehe...If you have a baby, drive a Civic sedan, don't drive a Civic SiR. I think 160hp is a little over kill to haul around a baby. Besides, it's a TWO door...poor baby probably hit his head on the door frame many times. Hehe, although that explains something. Father of the baby, driver of the Civic SiR, probably hit HIS head on his dad's little sports coupe when he was a baby, and that's why he got another little sport coupe so his son can hit his head. You see...the point I'm trying to make is that guys are illogical morons. =) hehe...I shall quote again a very wise friend, "Boys are dumb" and "men are idiots"!

~* Have a good nite Everyone *~

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